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Married for Forty Four Years

After being married for forty four years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, forty four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-in black and white TV and I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV but I’m sleeping with a sixty-five year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things. ”

“My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV .

Aren’t older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

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